Friendliest Crew in Pittsburgh (Review: Parlor Dim Sum)

6 April 2024

My short weekend trip to Pittsburgh began a little pear-shaped as my American flight was delayed. The amount of delays these days are getting so annoying. Ruined my plans for Friday evening. In any case, I had a very busy Saturday and was hungry for a nice dinner.

Tonight I was trying out Parlor Dim Sum, which looked like a fresh take on Cantonese food. I got there and squeezed into the busy bar on this Saturday night. I relaxed as I quickly ordered a cocktail, which was pretty good. I decided to order a few dimsum and see where the night goes. And it didn’t take long before it started to come out.

The spring rolls were very hot as you can imagine, but quite good, better than the usual stuff you get. The spicy sauce was relatively mild, and almost good enough to sip on…

The shumai were less good, it seems like it may have sat for a few minutes. It was a little more liquidy, like the steam condensed in the food a little. Too bad.

The lo mai gai sticky rice was quite nice, even if they didn’t go traditional with the huck of pork belly inside.

I was pretty happy with this so I went with a larger dish. I relaxed with some wine when it came out.

This claypot rice dish was excellent, full of Chinese sausage and some excellent cured pork belly that was extremely nice. It was a large dish, but I enjoyed every morsel of it. I wish there was some burnt rice there, but when I asked my really awesome bartender about it she said people would complain if there was (?!?!). Too bad!

I was full and happy, but the fun night had really just begun. I had planned to do a bit of a bar crawl down Butler Street but it turned out I didn’t need to leave my stool here. Lots of good drinks, a few shots with the crew, some very friendly fellow patrons to chat with, and next thing you know it was nearly midnight!

I had to run, but it was a night of very good fun that I’ve not had in a long time, maybe the best bar night I’ve enjoyed since the pandemic. So despite the hangover I’m expecting tomorrow, it will be worth it!

Definitely a nice place to eat, and you get to meet the friendliest crew in Pittsburgh if not the entire region!

Parlor Dim Sum
4401 Butler Street
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

A Ridiculously Poor Excuse for Dimsum – Review: MingHin Cuisine (Streeterville)

17 January 2024

My quest to find good dimsum in Chicago has been ongoing. Too many disappointments, from just poorly-made products to inauthenticity in flavour. So one evening after a long day at the office, I decided to stop off at MingHin Cuisine for a quick dinner.

I have never been to their Streeterville location, even though it’s relatively close to my office. I’ve had some good food from their main Chinatown location, so I have high hopes.

Immediately those hopes were falling as I walk into the malodorous restaurant…not the most inviting smell, especially in River North. Placed into a big banquette, I ordered. As they did not do wines by the glass, I went with tea. And I’m glad I did, as things just went pearshaped when the food began to arrive…

First, these pork ribs were a complete disaster. Tiny shards of bone everywhere shows an absolute lack of care in preparation. Plus more often than not there were nothing more than bone. Probably the very worst version of this dish I’ve ever had over hundreds of times eating it. Plain awful.

The tripe was absolutely flavourless, like they totally forgot to season it during prep. Almost no sense of ginger, one of the prime essences of this common dish. Again, just piss poor quality.

The crab roll would have been good if it wasn’t literally soaking in oil. My goodness the amount of residual liquid oil inside these rolls could have filled a sauce plate…

Then some very uninspired shumai, but you literally cannot screw this dish up, but they still tried somehow… Sloppy is the word.

And finally, the wrapped sticky rice was the last straw. Poorly made, the contents are all cheap and not traditional, and they weren’t even inside the sticky rice – but added on the side like the person who made it had no idea what these dishes are.

I’m done. This is extremely sad, like dimsum being made by people who either never been in a kitchen or have no idea what dimsum is. For MingHin to do this is even sadder.

Avoid this location at least. The main Chinatown shop needs to do some quality control, and fast! I can’t imagine how much the rent is on this space for them to serve some of the WORST dimsum I’ve had in my life!

MingHin Cuisine (Streeterville)
215 East Ohio Street
Chicago, Illinois

Why Dimsum in Denmark? (Review: Fu Hao)

10 October 2023

Now why would I be eating dimsum in Copenhagen? Why am I not having a pølse for lunch instead? Well, this goes back several trips. As I mentioned before, I tend to stay at hotels very near the central station for convenience sake. And almost every time, I’ve been absolutely knackered from exploring the city so I wanted food near my hotel. And it happened again, and a return to Fu Hao – where I have eaten many times before.

Gruff service as usual. I relaxed with the odd combination of beer and soy milk (not together, in separate glasses!) and ordered my lunch. I was sore as heck. I went a bit out of town early in the morning past Roskilde, before heading back to explore various places – including the amazing Thorvaldsens Museum, celebraing the work on one of my favourite sculptors, Bertel Thorvaldsen. I love exploring this place

But I was tired. Only about 15km today, but cumulatively I was tired, so that’s a good excuse for my dimsum. And I love the fact they bring you a tub of sugar with the soy milk so you can sweeten as you like – without getting ones that are ridiculously sweet. But this one-sip-of-bitter-beer-and-one-sip-of-mildly-sweeteened-soy milk seems to work…

As does this. The first item to arrive is some tripe. This is always done very well here, a touch of spice too. Really delicious. Then some tofu skin rolls.

Also good, so far enjoying this lunch. Then the brought out the sticky rice.

I love this, although not totally traditional (no huge huck of pork belly inside) it was very tasty.

A wee break then the second set came out. First was some ribs.

Quite nice, a generous portion for the price. Then finally, shumai, which oddly came out last.

But as good as always. This was a delicious lunch. Not too expensive, and quick. I finished my beer-and-soy milk double pairing and thanked the server as I headed out. Ouch, my feet hurt. Lucky my hotel isn’t far…

So yes, this is why I have dimsum in Copenhagen!

Fu Hao
Colbjørnsensgade 15
København, Danmark

The Search for Chicago’s Best Dimsum Continues – Review: Mayflower

24 June 2023

I needed to find a new dimsum place since a terrible experience with my local place, Furama (horrible food, incompetent service). And I was headed to the South Side to meet an old friend for a game at Comiskey (or whatever it’s called these days, LoanShark Park or whatever it is…). So I decided to drop into Chinatown for some dimsum before the game.

Off on the Red Line, I took the southern exit and headed for a street full of places offering dimsum. The first place had a line, so I walked to the next place – Mayflower. Was not busy at all, which is good and bad. No crowd worries me on a busy Saturday lunchtime, but I wanted a fast and no-frills lunch anyway, so…

Brusk service, the dimsum is ordered by a large photo-laden sheet. No prob. Tea came quickly, scalding hot as usual. It always takes me at least 10 minutes before I can even touch it. I ordered and chilled for a bit, trying to keep up with the chaotic news coming out of Russia that day.

Soon the first two items arrived. The turnip cake was pretty good, seasoned well.

And the shumai was actually quite excellent, larger than most of the ones I’ve seen in other places. So this is starting off really well. I polished them off and after a little while the next set arrived.

The shrimp and chive dumplings are a total mess. The thick, glutenous wrap was already disintegrating, so this could not be eaten as a whole. Just not a good item at all. I learned my lesson.

The tripe was sadly underseasoned. It’s a little less cooked than in other places, which I like but many people don’t. But that also means the flavour doesn’t seep in, as in this case. Oh well. This is the problem with a place that’s not busy.

I waited for awhile for my last item, which took for ages. A dimsum that took half an hour?

And although it was okay, it certainly wasn’t worth the wait. I guzzled it down and settled up, needing to head back to the Red Line to get to Comiskey.

Overall this wasn’t bad, and it wasn’t expensive. The shumai was one of the best I’ve had in years, so that tells me what to do if I come back again. But with so many choices in Chinatown, I’ll look elsewhere. But maybe just to grab an order of shumai walking by.

Mayflower
2225 South Wentworth Avenue
Chicago, Illinois

Good day out at Comiskey, by the way…

A Tale of One City – And Two Dimsums

10-11 March 2020

One of the big advantages of going to Toronto is the amazing amount of ethnic cuisines available, and most of them are on the genuine side, without being “dumbed down” — well, almost all… I won’t rehash my issues with some of the other places in Toronto that broke this rule, but one cuisine that’s always genuine in Toronto is Chinese.

The day before, while running errands and nursing an awful hangover after that bland dinner at Kiin — and the excellent drinking/eating session afterwards at Zakkushi — I decided to visit one of Toronto’s Chinatown institutions — Rosewood Asian Cuisine.

Now Toronto has not been immune to the extremely unfortunate sharp downturn in business for Chinese restaurants, as idiotic stereotyping and racism has started to run out of control during this global crisis. I decided for that reason to go support these businesses. Plus, I wanted to have some good dimsum, and Rosewood is known for good dimsum.

Rosewood has an all-you-can-eat lunch special that covers a rather large range of dimsum, and I was hungry despite being hungover, so I had a enjoyably big lunch there. I ordered things in 3 rounds, so it doesn’t look like my table was overwhelmed. But here I won’t go in any specific order but will talk about the dishes. The tofu roll was pretty good, a good opener.

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The steamed ribs, always a hit for dimsum feasts, was also pretty good. The shumai is reliably good; I have rarely eaten shumai that I didn’t like… BTW remember, as with EVERY photo I post, you can click on them for a larger version!

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The egg tofu with shrimp was the weak dish of the day, the flavours extremely bland and difficult to eat — especially for a chopstick-challenged person like me. The pork and vegetable dumplings were quite good, and thank goodness I let it cool down before it scalded my tongue. I know many people are not fans of tripe, but always one of my favourite dimsum dishes, and done well here…

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And finally, some braised tendon. You don’t see this too often anymore, and this was done quite wonderfully. I could have eaten another dish of this.

In fact I could have eaten far more, but I decided to not abuse the all-you-can-eat thing with pre-quarantine gluttony (yes, I expected it within a week or so after this trip). Plus I can see they are hurting, with the restaurant half-empty during what should have been a busy lunch — and one of the adjacent tables some stupid joker abandoned a bunch of FULL DISHES and left. This kind of abuse of an all-you-can-eat restaurant, plus the food wasting, just shows absolutely poor values of some people. I nearly chased after him to shout at this moron.

But after I finished I thanked the staff and headed on out, as I needed to run to a few more places before I met my friends later for that dinner at Quetzal. The next day I had to go to the north part of town for something, and I decided to do another dimsum lunch, this time at the also-well-regarded Kwan Dim Sum near St Clair Station.

It was also empty during what should have been a busy lunch period, so that again saddened me. Not all-you-can-eat, and I ended up running up a bill double of yesterday’s — despite getting less food. But it was generally worth it. Again, not in any specific order, though also again not all at once!

I have to say the curry cuttlefish was quite nice, a dish I’ve not had in ages. Really nice flavours here.

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The steamed tripe, again one of my faves, was a little more flavourful here than yesterday, though yesterday’s was also quite good. The pork dumplings, again allowed to cool off so it doesn’t scald me, was definitely better than yesterday’s version.

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On the other hand, the ribs were not as good. The flavours were good, but the pieces were a mess and there was a lot of loose (and sharp) bone, which is difficult if you try to eat the ribs with some finesse (and without making a spectacle of yourself). The shumai, what can I say? As good as always. Again, it’s very difficult to make a shumai that I don’t like…

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And finally, a dish I don’t often get because too often they’re not done well, it’s chicken feet. Here it fails a little. The flavours are a little untraditional, and it was cooked very unevenly. The weak dish of the lunch.

I thanked them after the larger-than-expected bill and headed on out. I’m not sure which of the two venerable dimsum joints was better. Both were convivial with attentive service. Some of the dishes were better at Kwan, some were better at Rosewood; and both had a very weak dish (the tofu and shrimp at Rosewood, the chicken feet at Kwan), but overall the dishes were quite good. So I guess Rosewood is the winner being all-you-can-eat and half the price of what I paid at Kwan.

But as it’s the last time I’ll be able to eat dimsum in awhile, I definitely am glad I got my fill of it here in Toronto before I head home the next day. But please do support your local Chinese joints if you can, especially the ones that do genuine Chinese food (and not the awful “westernised” dishes with identical menus) — now probably only via delivery due to restrictions in a great part of the world. They have been hit even harder than everyone else in this sector because of ignorance and racism, and that’s tough to swallow.

Rosewood Asian Cuisine
463 Dundas Street West

Kwan Dim Sum
1496 Yonge Street
Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Uh…no. Just no… (Review: Brewery Bhavana)

10 July 2019

I woke up quite early the next day, still rather full from that heavy dinner at Crawford and Son. After a quick stop in Chapel Hill, I headed north of Durham and went for a hike into the woods at the edge of the county. Was knee-high in foliage as I cut through the terrain, but luckily it being 8am it wasn’t hot and humid. A bit of muck from all the rain the area received in recent weeks, but a relatively smooth hike.

Sometimes I love going off-grid where there are no signals. And I’m also glad for part of my childhood, as I still had good navigation skills using geolocation, topography and instinct. I was searching for a lost family cemetery (yes, it’s Mel, it’s of course a cemetery he’s looking for) and I did find it. I took a bit of a longer hike around, but started to fret a bit more as I didn’t bring an orange vest or anything identifying me as something other than game waiting to be hunted, so I eventually navigated my way back to the country road.

A fun morning, then I headed back to my hotel to take a quick shower and check out and head back into Raleigh’s downtown. One quick stop, to visit Oakwood Cemetery to see if they’ve managed to repair some of the damage from recent vandalism. I’m sorry, but cemetery vandalism, even for figures you don’t like, is shameful. I don’t care if you want to do that to a statue or a monument somewhere, but NOT A GRAVE. But I’m glad it’s been fixed.

I then headed to lunch at Brewery Bhavana. An odd choice, as originally I wanted to check out their parent restaurant, Bida Manda. The Laotian place gets a lot of buzz, but their limited lunch menu made me go with their sister restaurant instead. This place seems to be some kind of fusion-dimsum-ish place, which worried me but it’s quite popular locally, so…let’s see.

I got there a little early so they asked me to wait and browse their small shop in the meantime. After a little I was seated and I looked over the menu. I was puzzled, but ordered anyway. Soon a nice microbrew arrived, albeit a sour it was refreshing on this increasingly hot day. I kept sipping at it as my first item arrived…

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Not the best shumai I’ve had, to say the least. It was ridiculously bland, and the tobiko is a mismatch with the blandness of the stuffing. And at $12.80 for these 5 pieces it was probably the most expensive shitty shumai I’ve ever had. I was flaberghasted by this, and by the time the next 2 items arrived I had lost any excitement I had for this place…

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The pigs ears were done quite well tho, but again very bland. I had to use a lot of the fish sauce for this, but it was cut (and cooked) well so I’ll give them that.

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But I stared at the turnip cakes that came out…what are they thinking? The texture of this is so odd I can’t describe it. It really tasted like they’re trying to go fusion but got lost. I appreciate using different types of turnip to make this dish, but you need to do the prep right or else it tasted like eating fried mush… Just filling and not in a good way.

Oh I made a mistake coming here. I should have gone to their parent restaurant Bida Manda despite the cut-down lunch menu, or just somewhere else totally. This turned into a stupidly expensive and poor lunch. How are people taken in by this is beyond me…

I didn’t stop shaking my head until I got to the 5th floor of the adjacent parking garage…

Brewery Bhavana
218 South Blount Street
Raleigh, North Carolina

Review #3: Pearl Liang

18 June 2019

I had a very busy morning already, having woken up at dawn and I headed north-west towards High Wycombe to make a few stops in the area to visit several churches and churchyards, fighting the rather inefficient local bus service up there. Eventually I made it back into London and headed off to lunch as the weather turned…

I was staying near Paddington, so I decided to just walk to a place I’ve had many a lunches, Pearl Liang on the back end towards the new development area. Though the last few experiences there were somewhat messy as take-aways, it’s been generally reliable for its dimsum. BTW I can’t believe the Crossrail construction cluster is still ongoing…

I got there as it opened at 12 midday but service was slow as a crawl. I ordered some food and nursed a glass of so-so sauvignon blanc until it arrived almost half hour later…

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The shumai was pretty weak, which I almost never say, but yet today…

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And the chive and shrimp dumplings were also quite weak, though surprisingly they didn’t fall apart (as they usually do for me). Had almost no flavour, I had to use the hot sauce…this, for a guy who NEVER uses sauces for his dimsum. Sigh, this is not starting well.

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But the ribs were quite good, so it seems they are cooking far better than they are steaming. Perhaps they are subcontracting the work for the shumai and dumplings elsewhere…

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And the tripe was also pretty good. I was not going to order more due to the weak start, but the two latter items saved the day and I ordered a pair more items and another glass of wine. Took another 20 minutes but they came out.

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The chicken feet were some of the best I’ve had in many years. The kitchen is still cooking very well here. Wherever they are sourcing the pre-made stuff is not doing well, sadly.

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And that can be said about the sticky wrapped rice too. Very boring, though glad to see pork in this. The last time I had this item it was even more bland, being in Kuala Lumpur and many places not willing to go non-Halal. But this place could have done better. Again, wherever they are getting these pre-made items it is not up to par.

I headed out into the rain, glad for some of the good dishes. Clearly the kitchen is still doing well, but the slow service and the poor quality of the pre-made items (dumplings, etc) shows there’s a lack of care here… Sigh…

Pearl Liang
8 Sheldon Square
London, England

Review: Dynasty Dim Sum

15 February 2019

I headed north to New York City for the weekend before heading out to Europe for what is likely the last trip in a long, long time. My body is no longer in a state for this kind of travel, but I was determined to do one final trip despite the chronic pain I’m dealing with.

Had a crapload of things to do, not helped by the traffic chaos out of La Guardia and some subway issues. Had to run up and down Manhattan all late morning and afternoon, but I managed to grab some lunch at a place called Dynasty Dim Sum in Murray Hill.

After the last trip and the disaster at Radiance, I had to find a new dimsum place close enough, so this looked like the best option. The menu looked pretty good, albeit with a few unorthodox items, so I ordered a few items. I relaxed with a glass of wine, catching my breath, before enjoying the food that soon arrived…

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The shumai was good as always, my favourite dimsum item always.

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The tofu skin stuffed with pork and bamboo was quite delicious, done very well.

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The turnip cake was rather boring, served with some dodgy hoisin sauce…

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Then finally, the steamed ribs were quite excellent. I’m pleasantly surprised by most of this frankly, so I decided to order a few more items and enjoy a little more wine. Then after a little the pair of items arrived.

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First up was the bacon roll, which contained shrimp paste. This was totally delicious, so good!

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On the other hand, the soup dumplings with crab roe was pretty boring, to be honest…

I settled up and thanked them as I headed out the door. I had a very busy afternoon that required running uptown, then back to Midtown, then to near the UN. Then to Brooklyn… So glad I had fuelled up. A pretty good place, a nice place for lunch if you don’t have time to head south to Chinatown.

Dynasty Dim Sum
381 3rd Avenue
New York, New York

Review: Golden Harvest

2 August 2018

I got up after a good rest, a little sad that I was leaving Dunedin and the South Island already. I went out for a stroll in the cool morning, knowing every step now is a step towards the summer heat… I went back and checked out of my hotel, and then went for a coffee in The Octagon, enjoying the cool weather.

I had enough time for an early lunch before heading to the airport, so I ended up in a dimsum place called Golden Harvest not far from my hotel. Empty as it opened at 11am, but that didn’t make it run any faster… Big dining room, but I happily sat in a far corner. No carts here, just pencil and form, and I filled out my order and relaxed with some tea.

I waited, and waited…geez, it’s taking awhile. I guess everything here is done to order? Took about 20 minutes for the first set of dishes to come trickling out, but I was extremely happy having waited. First up, the beef tendon…

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You don’t get this too often, and this was delicious! I love the flavours here, the spice brought out the collagen so well in the tendon. Love it! At the same time the pig tripe also came out…

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This was fantastic as well! Lovely pepper sauce worked magic here. I’m frankly blown away so far…

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The pork shumai was of excellent quality, very meaty and juicy. And then the chive dumplings…

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Solid. I usually don’t like them fried like this, but it worked out very well. Wow. And finally, some steamed fish balls…

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Well, what can you say, fish balls are fish balls. I love eating them — it’s one of my guilty pleasures as I can’t stop if I have a supply of them…

I was extremely blown away by this selection. This was far better than the dimsum trio I had a few months ago in Boston, Montreal and Toronto. In fact, this may be the best set of dimsum I’ve had in years, even including my last trip to Hong Kong. And this is Dunedin, New Zealand — where there’s no land between you and Antarctica!

I was so enjoying this I decided to order 2 more items…may have been a mistake, as it took over 20 minutes for it to come out, and I was starting to run out of time to get back to my hotel for my airport ride… And the quality was nowhere near the same, sadly…

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The beef shumai was also substantial and meaty, but nowhere as good as the pork shumai (as it always seems to be the case anywhere in the world). Then finally the steamed glutinous dumplings…

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This was a total disaster. The wrapping came apart any attempt to lift this. Often this is the case, but this was a spectacular disaster as it just shredded. Needless to say I ended up just eating the filling from out of the steam tray and abandoned a lot of it.

I had to, as I was running very late now. I asked for the bill and I paid, and they never brought my change. I had no time to look for them, so I just headed out the door. A terrible ending to what started as a fabulous dimsum meal. Sigh, too bad. But can’t risk missing my shuttle, so…

Golden Harvest
217 George Street
Dunedin, New Zealand

* I did make my shuttle and got to Dunedin Airport with time to spare for my flight. I even saw this in the loo…lol…