14 June 2019
I was in Berlin rather unexpectedly. Two weeks before my trip, that rubbish airline called Turkish Airlines cancelled my flight to Sarajevo. The only alternative they gave me involved a 7 hour overnight layover in Istanbul, which is absolutely unacceptable. And of course they offered no compensation, so I took the full refund. But 2 weeks before departing, I was stuck, needing to get from Oslo to Sofia. So I came up with a short stop in Berlin, as it was the most economic way of getting between the two places.
I therefore came up with a busy schedule for myself, not helped by the previous day’s delay nor the lacklustre dinner at Khwan. I headed out into the very hot and sunny day early, and spent the morning exploring the amazingly-preserved Jewish Cemetery at Weißensee… It’s mind-boggling how this place survived not just the war and the horrors of the Nazi regime, but also the DDR, which had a bad habit of bulldozing cemeteries for construction purposes. I ended up spending far more time exploring this amazing piece of Berlin’s history, a true living museum…
Many more stops throughout the extremely warm day, and I was worn out. No time for lunch, and when I got back to my hotel room in late afternoon I managed to collapse for a short time before heading right out to dinner. Tonight’s destination is Lode & Stijn, a small place I heard nice things about. I originally wanted to return to the quite good Tulus Lotrek, but alas they are on their summer break…
I got to Lode & Stijn and relaxed, looking over the menu. They had an additional course to their 5-course tasting, and I went for it as I was hungry having not eaten since last night. I also went for the pairing but asked for a drink beforehand for the snacks, as it was extremely warm inside the dining room. The first snack then appeared…
Bitterballen, a dutch fried meatball, lived up to the Dutch roots of this eatery. Not bad, especially with the pétillant naturel.
Next up a nice herb and green strawberry dish, a nice palate cleanser. So far pretty good. Then the final snack, tartar.
Quite nice veal tartar here, with a touch of anchovy to really bring it out. I’m pretty happy with things so far, despite the really uncomfortable heat. A nice Mosel Riesling is poured and we have the first proper course…
The “spring” crudité was quite delicious, with some sheep yoghurt. Lovely fresh vegetables, perhaps only marred by the unnecessary distraction of pickled rhubarb. Pretty good dish, but I was sweating quite a bit now, and was only second jug of water already. I was a little concerned it took over 20 minutes between the last snack and the first dish, despite the restaurant being less than half empty.
It took another 20 minutes before they poured the next wine, a nice Blauer Silvaner, and brought the second dish — the asparagus.
The asparagus was quite nice, especially the lardo that wrapped it. The hollandaise was completely unnecessary and untouched. And now things start to totally fall apart from mildly annoying to total clusterfuck. It took over 45 MINUTES before the next dish was presented…
This was the additional dish, sea bass with chanterelles. But by this point I was livid, and they were apologising for the “confusion” on why a crudo dish took this long. This is after I asked several times what was going on. 45 minutes, really? Not bad, but by this time my appetite and patience for this comedy was spent. And it’s bloody hot inside, and I’m almost ready for my 3rd jug of water…
I was almost ready to abandon this dinner, as the service staff seems completely oblivious to how annoyed I am. I have such bad luck with Dutch and Dutch-influenced places, as this brings back a bad memory of a terrible night at Breda in Amsterdam a few months ago…
Next dish came out at a far more sensible time, red mullet. Usually one of my favourite fish, but I had lost my appetite in the boiling hot dining room. The ouzo’d perlato was pretty lame, and the fish was not cooked well. Sigh… This place is a cluster…
And the final dish, of which I wasn’t even focused on anymore, was Maibock. I usually cherish good spring venison, but I didn’t even care about this dish at this point. Wasn’t bad, but at this point nothing this kitchen can bring out can save this evening. I just want to get the hell out of here.
The dessert was berry and joghurt-centric, and I scarfed it down as it was cool. So needed something cool in this boiling room. Even those sitting near me complained to themselves how many jugs of water they had consumed, and I noticed a few other diners less than pleased and not even finishing their dishes.
Sorry, this is NOT how to run a restaurant, especially on a Friday evening. And when a restaurant is half-empty on a Friday evening? That’s a terrible sign. Now I know why. And the staff was barely apologetic about the cock-up. Frankly tonight was a total fail front and back of the house. Berlin…this happens so damn often here…
I stepped out of the restaurant about 3 hours after I stepped into it. For a 5+1-course dinner. This is utterly ridiculous. A wasted night of my life I couldn’t get back. Frankly the dõner kebab I got en route back to my hotel was more enjoyable than this cluster of a meal.
Just avoid this place until (if) they get their act together…
Lode & Stijn
Lausitzerstraße 25
Berlin, Deutschland