22 April 2019
I have been asked by my readers where I actually live. And when I tell them, they’re surprised how few reviews I post from this area. And a good reason can be seen in this review. I’m sorry, but as much as people are hyping the Washington DC area for food, this is one of the worst areas in the entire United States.
Washington DC is horrible mesh of über-hyped trendy NYC knock-offs to PR-driven messes with diners who think kobe beef is marketed by the ex-basketball player, a total lack of creativity and poor, dumbed-down pseudo-ethnic trendy places that displaces the real good ethnic restaurants that are disappearing by the dozen. All perfect for the Amazon 2.0 crowd I reckon. And this evening’s quick drop-in into Daikaya is a perfect example.
It’s also a perfect example of WHY I don’t eat Japanese food outside of Japan, except for rare occasions. 99% of the time they disappoint, and Daikaya is another disappointment. I arrived there after meeting with some friends, but I was hungry and looking for a few drinks. So I headed to Daikaya’s upstairs — the izakaya portion of the 2-part restaurant. The downstairs is the ramen shop, and my readers know I would rather eat a month-old tub of dry KFC mashed potatoes than to eat ramen, so naturally I headed to the drinking den.
It was extremely empty, it being just after Easter — and the doomed Capitals were on the road in Raleigh, so there was no huge crowd in the area aside from the usual circus that is Gallery Place. Not too inspired, I ordered a cocktail and a trio of items. The drink was good, but my heart sank a bit when my food arrived…
This tako wasabi was so watery it’s sad. The wasabi was very weak, this being one of the weakest versions of this dish I’ve ever had. Was not condusive to drinking, which defeats the purpose of this item.
This hotaru-ika dish is a total disaster. Supposed to be fermented, but it just tastes funky — like it wasn’t fresh when it started the process. I’ve had proper fermented firefly squid before, and this ain’t it. And they were soaking in a sauce meaning to remove the flavour of the fermentation, so what is the point? Sigh…
Finally, the grilled tongue. This wasn’t bad, the best item of the set by light years. Sigh…
At this point I was still a little hungry and I had ordered some sake, so I decided to give the kitchen a second chance by ordering another trio. I enjoyed the sake for a bit when the second set of dishes came out, and my heart sank further than before…
The “Rocky Balboa” was a fun and interesting item, a combination of various eggs raw (see, Rocky Balboa?) — from salmon roe to quail egg. I wish there was a little more of it, could have been nicer. But probably the only item outside of the tongue that was good.
And the fish? This came…this wannabe filet-o-fish. I did not know this was what I was ordering, as the menu gave no indication this was a sandwich, burger, or anything dodgy that made me want to run to McDonalds across the street. Frankly, it didn’t improve on the Golden Arches…
I had one more order of the tongue, and this set was nowhere as good as the first. I don’t like this sauce, it’s unnecessary if you got good tongue. So you’re either dumbing it down or you admit you don’t have good quality meat. Sigh.
Well, I was done. The sake was so-so but I was done. The service had crumbled too as they started to cut most of the staff on a very quiet night. So I called it and settled up and headed out, shaking my heading as I headed down the stairs. Why would people think this holds up as an authentic Japanese izakaya is beyond me. It’s prolly cuz they never ever visited one.
Daikaya
705 6th Street, NW
Washington, DC