Review: Se7en Oceans

Hamburg, Germany
25 March 2013

I arrive back to the northern part of Europe — Hamburg, to be exact — just as the wintry stuff really hit central Europe. Crap, bad timing. I seem to miss the real cold and snow by a step each time this trip! Hamburg was just mild and windy, though it fell to a nice -5c or so in the evening.

Arrival day was not to be busy, so I relaxed with a late booking at one of the city’s best regarded restaurants, the 1-Michelin Se7en Oceans. My stomach had healed well enough from the poisoning 2 days earlier to venture a full meal, so why not, right?

I had a nice walk along the Binnenalster and found the restaurant in the Europassage shopping center. Now I really don’t like the gourmet-in-the-mall concept (including Per Se at the Time-Warner Center), especially ones that have poorly-planned escalators… Oh well…

I was seated in a rather quiet restaurant, perhaps as it was 2030 already on a Monday evening. A nice seat looking out to the Binnenalster’s large water spout, I relaxed for what should be a fantastic seafood feast. When the menu arrived, I was a little disappointed but also found a few interesting bits. The starters and middle courses looked a bit weak, as was the tasting menu, so I decided to improvise something with two main courses. I placed an order for the St Pierre (John Dory) and the salt-marsh lamb. Now that should be good!

At this point some flavoured popcorn was presented as a snack. Nothing special, but good to much on until the bread selection arrived with a salmon herb butter. Some of the bread was so over-salted I couldn’t eat it…bad sign… And the amuse-bouche was next, a selection of fish-based treats.

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Not bad, little morsels of fishy goodness (and again over-salted…hmmm…). Then I got the bad news — even though the server heavily recommended the salt-marsh lamb, they had run out. Now when they tried to push the veal (from the tasting menu), I wasn’t biting. And worse, they tried to push the rabbit from the lunch (!!) menu — no way. So I decided to bring in a starter instead…not a good start at all…

A fine white from Baden was served and I was hoping the starter of char and roe will turn out good. Well, it looked very interesting and the presentation was beautiful…

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To be honest the char in the crisp thingies were not very tasty, and was not strong enough to support all the weight on it properly. Either this had sat a little too long for the base to wilt/weaken, or this was just planned badly. The roe in the shell was better, and that was a nice touch. I am starting to worry this place is about appearance and not substance…

After a bit more wine — which I have to admit was good, and the pours generous — the main course of St Pierre (John Dory) arrived. I figured a local fish would do well here, and I love John Dory and have never had a bad one in my life.

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Now this confused me at first. The dish was listed to be served on “black rice” but it turned out to be purple rice — not with ink as you would have expected by the terminology. And it turned out to be nearly all salt…I’ve *never* tasted something so ridiculously oversalted before. And it has a sour tinge to it. And the breading of the fish had a sickly, honey sweet taste to it. Now this combination is so conflicting and dreadful I can’t imagine who came up with it. They were each competing on which would make me give up eating first. It was the salt. I could strip the fish of the terrible breading, but not the rice of its salinity.

I left it all on the plate and mentioned this to the server. To their credit they took it off the bill and offered me something else, which I declined. I really had just lost interest in the dinner after this disaster. After a nice after-dinner drink and coffee I had enough and headed out.

The staff was, however, fantastic and they tried to make this poor dining experience pleasant, but the kitchen was a complete fail this evening. Running out of dishes, preparing others so awfully, this is utterly inexcusable for a Michelin-starred restaurant. It’s experiences like this that re-affirms my feelings about how much of a joke the Michelin scrutiny is…and my rules about gourmet restaurants in shopping malls…

Se7en Oceans
Europassage 2.OG
Ballindamm 40
Hamburg, Deutschland

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